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He’s the Interior Secretary. Turns out he was talking about animals! Do we really need so many different kinds of animals in our national parks?

If the President and a former Vice President get into a fist fight, does the Secret Service have a protocol for this? I’m thinking it’s a deadlock. They just offer the loser a bag of frozen peas when it’s over.

They’ve already acknowledged this sort of problem with aircraft, which can basically fly themselves these days. The problem is you cannot realistically expect a human being to sit there doing absolutely nothing for hours on end, just watching for the moment when the autopilot screws up. You either give people an

Ever notice when you’re in a traffic slowdown, and you finally get up to the accident and everyone is rubber-necking, and now that they are past the accident they continue driving 10 mph for a while anyway? I look forward to autonomous driving NOT doing that.

My (red) state is one of the few that had a major issue with meeting the federal regulations to make drivers licenses a more secure form of identification. Apparently, my state legislators were very concerned about the government having just too much information about private citizens! I think they’re a little late

This guy gets it!

I was wondering the same thing! Maybe my post needs to be nominated for “Most Ironic Post of the Day”?

I nominate your post for “Underappreciated Comment of the Day”.

He died the way he lived; blowing people up.

Aquaman is 7/10 of the globe renowned.

Is she also a detective? She’s going for “Batman”, right?

The Abyss blinked.

From his secret lair in the North Pole, the King of Children’s Palace rubs his hands and mutters “all according to my plan...”

He looks like he got lost on the way to the JCPenney spring collection fashion shoot.

Emily, you deserve better.

Now you can take your grandkids there on their birthday and teach them a valuable (and depressing) life lesson.

The Soviets routinely airbrushed “inconvenient” people out of old photographs. Imagine how thrilled those censors would be with today’s technology. They could simply digitally remove Jeffrey Tambor from the movie!

The lesson here is clear ... we need an electoral college for House elections!

I think the real reason some of these people are against any sort of gun control is that, down deep in their souls, they know that nobody would ever allow them to have guns.

It’s so clear now ... the NRA is just a front for ... Big Metal Detector!