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making it seem very suspect that she’s ever stepped foot in a public school in her life.

That reminds me of the logic puzzle about going to a town with exactly two barbers. Do you go to the one with a good haircut, or the one with a bad haircut? But somehow it doesn’t quite work with neurosurgeons.

That’s true. I read that LBJ watched all 3 networks nightly news simultaneously to take the nation’s pulse, politically.

You know the old saying ... when you fire an a**hole in the morning, you fired an a**hole, but when you fire a**holes ALL morning, maybe YOU are the a**hole.

When Comey was fired, I was wondering how Fox News would spin it. I was NOT disappointed! “New FBI Chief could re-open email investigation!” Why, yes, that is technically correct. Comey had JUST been fired, there was NO inkling as to who might succeed him. Yes, the next FBI chief could investigate Clinton. The next…

Coincidentally, OSHA has also abandoned the “stand up, stretch” rule.

Really? Is this the Russians again?

Who is the most hated cabinet secretary? I’m afraid the correct answer is “all of them”. All of them are the most hated.

Florida Man Has Impromptu Body Work Done

I have to say, I was quite surprised when I looked up von Trapp’s military career.

4 out of 5 orangutans who smoke, smoke Camels! Satisfies your T-Zone, T for “Tamarin”.

If we still had a draft, we would never have gone into Iraq. You can’t send a draftee army to war without people being solidly behind that war. And that is a GOOD thing.

He came back from a trip to find all of his aides now had goatees.

By the time I finished this article, I found myself standing at attention hand over my heart, facing an American flag, crying a single tear, with a bald eagle perched on my shoulder.

The first rule of Fight Crab is: you do not talk about Fight Crab.

“they have a “disposable” head cap type thing that separates your head from the helmet”

I’ve never understood why you’d want to elect someone who hates government. Would you go to a doctor who says “medicine is all hogwash!”?

My kid told me the other day some of her friends were in an Overwatch game with a streamer and they beat him!

It’s legal as long as you preference it with “people are sayin’”.