Well, I don’t think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error.

No one knew quite why they gave it voice control since it invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea

I’ll have what she’s having.

The Taliban are always driving Toyota light pickup trucks (with Russian machine guns mounted in the bed). Why is that? Why aren’t they driving Ford F-150s and Dodge Rams?!

Well I certainly don’t feel sympathy for the damn monsters. You mean the writers and producers of these movies, right?

But if the legislature does nothing, those children won’t get an education and ... oh, ... I get it.

“Mr. Fintiklis? There’s a ‘Robert Mueller’ for you on line 1.”

“He died as he lived ... dumbly”

The sad part is, much like the Korean War, only one side signed the armistice so the war has not technically ended. So, write your MP! The Emus held up their end of the bargain.

It’s a Japanese company, so I assume they proudly show mom and dad everything they do at work.

Lone Wolf and Kitten

This is all part of HUD’s new “Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does!” campaign.

Careful now. You’re getting dangerously close to insulting “St. Louis style” pizza.

Loses Fox News gig and then runs for Congress? Isn’t that backwards?

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I’m in your base screwing your dudes.

This is some pretty subtle Adidas paid content right here.

Was Gallagher not available?

Watch who you’re messing with, folks. These people burned the White House once and they just might do it again!

Why are they staring at these kids’ butts so much?