Repetition is also how you convince people to believe something isn’t true.

We’re 5, maybe 10 years away from “walk out? help me find my keys and we’ll drive my new Dodge Ram pick-up truck out!”.

Is it still a prison colony? I’m asking for a president.

I got an “insufferable” notification for this!

Are Millennials getting takeout ... so they can eat it out on lawns?

He’s been possessed by the ghost of John Carradine!

Let’s face facts about the continuing decline of the human race; the number of death certificates listing “choking to death on a banana peel” is only going up, and at least for once someone has decided to get ahead of the problem.

Wait a minute ... you’re not allowed to take pictures on the rides!

“So make the check out to Commander Amazing Super Hero, or just the initials if you want to save time”.

Rick and Daryl and ... Santa Claus? Well, I think we can all agree to file this under “things we never knew we needed, but now can’t imagine living without”, right?

on your way out of this thread, if you wanna kill somebody, that would help me a lot.

Why is NASA wasting $$$ on ways to deflect doomsday asteroids when they ought to be finding ways to ATTRACT doomsday asteroids.

Like action figure heroes, it’s only valuable if you leave it unopened in the original package.

If they can delete one scene, why not all of them?

Right you are, Ken!

My first impression of the header image was “what animal did that sheep just bring down?!”

One reason some of these countries can be described as “shitholes” is because they are run by people exactly like our President. Run by greedy narcissists who were born into positions of power and wealth and can use that power to make money off the backs of those who weren’t born into fortunate circumstances, and to…

Oh hell, why not?

(kneels) 

Saying you misspoke is hard.