He’s ready; toss him in!

Frankly, this isn’t what I expected of the mayor of Gaytown.

In Soviet AV Club, film make you want to read review! (?)

Not surprising as, in the future ... all restaurants are Taco Bell

“You won’t regret it. At least for an hour or so from now”

(pours out citronella contents of a tikkki torch in his honor)

OK Human Race, you had a good run, but it’s time to move over and let the dolphins have the planet.

Hi, I’m Joe Isuzu, and I just roped this bull.

I read Joseph Conrad’s “Nostomo” simply because I was curious about the name of the ship in “Alien”.

All this time I thought their political contributions were the most awful thing they’d done to this country!

Ya cain’t get thyeh from hyeh ... coz the bridges ices oveh in the summa.

Chief Justice Roberts: “I’ll allow it”.

So, how many of his core voters read his Twitter remarks, or even know what “Twitter” is?

When you’re done being America’s Worst Sheriff, where else would you aim but UP, to become America’s Worst Senator! (gets stinkeye from Ted Cruz)

And how about Schindler’s List ? Most of those actors in German uniforms weren’t even real Nazis!

If you don’t eventually flee the country just ahead of an angry mob, you just aren’t doing capitalism correctly.

(in the near future …) Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, ... the next President of the United States …

Being Google, I can’t help but think this has less to do with bicycle theft and more to do with covertly gathering data on human nature.

I see a similar problem at Stackoverflow.

Well, it was no Star Wars: A Long March