There is no way he would watch that channel unless it were the “Donald Trump and sometimes Gorillas Channel”. He isn’t going to waste his time watching a tv show that isn’t mentioning him frequently.

So are is AV Club covering the Gorilla Channel or not?

Copied this from Facebook. I still don’t know exactly what they meant by it ...

So ... no International House of Griddle Chips? (IHOGC)

Whoever had this in our “what’s the stupidest fight you could pick?” pool, please come down and collect your winnings.

“this will make Californians angry!” will probably be Fox News’ spin on it.

Oompa Loompa doompadee dhoking dhazard,

To quote The Monarch about a book ...

It’s an organization that you’re dreading the next “Deep Throat” will come out of.

You know, I think Korea is where he should go to do this next. Yes, Korea. Either one.

Chinese tourists say “Hold my beer” (in locally accented Mandarin)

I was thinking “separated a birth”, but yours is more likely.

“Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt, she was one of the Butt sisters.”

“Accident” is the wrong word. “Miscalculation” may be better. Hitler invaded the USSR because he calculated that waiting a year would give the USSR too much time to prepare. The US grossly miscalculated Vietnam.

When politicians talk, they are only talking to people in their own countries. When Trump talks, he isn’t talking to Kim, he’s talking to the people who elected him. When Kim talks, he isn’t talking to Trump, he’s talking to the people who, um, matter to him. When someone in Iran threatens the Saudis or the Israelis,…

(crickets)

Is “slender” a power? How does he use the power of slender?

Hire the sculptor who did the monument for Kellyanne Conway’s Bowling Green Massacre memorial.

At Walmart, if the manager needs more than just his thumbs to count the open checkout lanes, I assume he’s due to be fired.

Without cashiers, who is going to ask me if I found all of the items I was looking for?!