In the past, it wasn’t always the “best and brightest” who were sent off to colonize. Think “Botany Bay”.

Excuse me while I go invent a machine that projects your own face on clouds.

I hope the sculptor is still available, as some day we’re going to need statues of our current president.

Does “Drivers Ed” still exist?

The Warhol pieces turned out to be plain old Campbell’s soup cans.

ROWSDOWER!!!

Where your pennies would slowly accrue interest over a thousand years.

I hope I win the trip to Cuba raffle this year!

That picture should be at the Storm Trooper Academy with the caption “burning battlefields like this are why we don’t wear capes.”

Y’know, “world’s worst pundit” is a pretty big claim to ... , ... oh, never mind. You’re good.

I assume “Blacks for Trump guy” is a stock photo .

“Now, I had heard that word at least 10 times a day from my Alex Levy. Alex Levy worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay.”

You’re raising a good point about what anyone “knows” and how they create their worldview.

No wonder the US Army Air Corps court-martialed him.

I applaud Monkey Fighting Alex Levy for his Monday-to-Friday article!

$198 is a lot of $$$ to spend just so you can charter a Cape Cod fishing boat and toss it in the ocean.

Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve created, since, like, the sound doesn’t work.

Who are we to judge until we have walked a mile in his Crocs? Oh, and wantonly groped passersby as we walked.

“Into the mud, scum queen!”