Tyler Perry?

Does the Special Limited Edition come with one of those?

So someone finally wrote a short story so short that it fits on Twitter? Well, good for them. Sort of.

This country needs a revolution. A Dance Dance Revolution.

New season ... flash forwards to 2017, where Philip and Elizabeth are the good guys!

Did it appear that Del Toro’s characters seems to have had the top of his head opened up some time ago?

I talk to empty chairs because it makes me feel like Clint Eastwood.

When will this all end?!?!

Mississippi bellows a defiant “this aggression will not stand!”

So, is there anything printed on the inside of her gray undershirt?

Today. It’s today. You just type TODAY’S date. How hard is that?

But they COULD tell you that England doesn’t have one!

You’re gonna be sorry you said that when you see his Kellyanne Conway impression!

Pitchforks! Tar and feathers! Get your Cooking-with-Cranston necktie party supplies right here!

“both sides are the same so why bother voting” is, in fact, one of the R.’s most successful strategies. They have managed to make the public so disgusted with politics that only the single issue voters bother to vote, and the single issue voters vote R.

Unfortunately, if that were a workable political strategy, I don’t think we’d have our current president, the next senator from Alabama, etc.

Oddly enough, he wouldn’t be the first senator to appear on SNL. Singer Paul Simon was the host years ago and Senator Paul Simon (D-Il) walks up on stage and says something like “I hope I’m not too late. I pick up the TV Guide and see that I’m hosting this week. Why didn’t anyone tell me?!”

I agree. I was wondering how the Democrats were going to blow the 2018 elections.

You’re just not a “glass half-full” kind of guy, are you?!

“Krusty the Klown: Well, he framed me for armed robbery, but man, I’m aching for that upper-class tax cut” is a lot closer to how people really think about elections.