Retroactively grounded back to 1988!

Your comments have been pretty awesome so you totally deserve a great performance review for them!

They must be having a party at the White House. There's a
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truck parked outside all the time.

It's not uncommon to see conservatives declare that "liberals should be locked up for being mentall ill". The KGB should demand royalty payments for that, because it is right out of the KGB playbook. The KGB would sometimes send political opponents to mental asylums for wrong-thinking.

It's just like when FDR worked with Stalin to take down Hitler! Except there's no Hitler in this scenario.

This is just what the Japanese want us to think!

But who wants to work for Bill O'Reilly?

Hitler's Occult Boats

Didn't you read the last line of the article?

Slim Pickens: Ditto!

Only if it's Joe the Plumber.

Having a jerk for a father is rough, but imagine having a father who is a jerk and will pay you more than anyone else in the universe ever will. It just never ends.

I really think such people should use that logic in all aspects of their lives. If some fancy doctor says you have cancer, go see a plumber! Flying somewhere on vacation? Get a farmer to be your pilot!

A Bob Loblaw law bomb?

You have my vote!

Hey, gangsters run criminal enterprises from prison. Why can't you run a country from one?

Bobcat Goldthwaite used to say … if you saw Huey Lewis walking down the street, would you say "there goes one of America's top rock'n'rollers" or would you say "uh, isn't that a friend of my Dad's?" ?

The gorangutan is pretty much my favorite ape … bred for its skills in magic

Normally you have to pay extra for a floor show like that!

This is a vegan restaurant. That's not poop; it's manure.