And the 2017 "how to double down" award goes to …

Dolphins, standing by.

"Consider this an extinction event." BLAM!

"Yes, that was bit was all the idea of directors [RON HOWARD]. I said to them, [RON HOWARD], that's exactly what this scene needed!"

"I'm takin' you with me" is a surprisingly common theme these days.

Would that dam have withstood the test of time without the protecting spirits of the workers entombed within? Now who is being naive?

ill-tempered ones.

I watched a Korean doc about observing passengers on a train, Train to Busan, recently.

Oh, that's right. Blame the electrons. How typical!

Ron Howard will probably turn it down, since they only offered him a dollar for the Star War.

Just how filthy? Don't leave anything out.

Normally, doing this proposal would have raised a public outcry, but it's buried by all the other , um, questionable activities of this administration.
Which I've heard some people say is the actual intent.

I should like to purchase a pant, please.

It is not a glue.
More of a Post-It Note, really.

Loose seal! Loose seal!

You know why the Baptists are against having s*x while standing up?
It could lead to dancing.

I'll wait for the Hollywood remake; 51.4 Yards Down

A copy of "Wayne or Lose" would have been much more uplifting.

"We'll put your lights out for you"

I'm hoping for an obscenely filthy version of My Fair Lady!