I just wanted to mention that my absolute favorite moment in the whole series was early on when Ellen shows up out of nowhere and the senior staff are discussing whether she is a Cylon and Lee Adama says simply "Gods help us if she isn't."

What makes a man turn to the center … lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of centrism?

Nazis? In my America?

I saw that episode of Dr. Who!

I read a post yesterday from someone who said Comey was afraid because the Democrats have so much power.

I never thought I'd see Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer re-unite for another movie!

Turns out the volleyball was busy with another project, but Kilmer is still available!

Release the Cracklins!

I always think of it as the "Mannix" theme and opening credits updated.

"Why should you be impeached for a crime someone else … noticed?"

Spongebob: Turn Off the Wet

At least they aren't being hypocritical about it. "I get better treatment than unattractive people … and I deserve it!"

And the wonderful thing about charity is … you don't even have to actually GIVE anything to charity! You can just walk around talking about charity!

I believe there have been studies showing that attractive people are far less likely to be bothered by injustice and preferential treatment.

"Hey, these profits are entirely in Susan B. Anthony silver dollars!"

♫Save big money at Menard's!♫

Turns out He's less George Burns and moreTom Hiddleston.

Although the Cons are losing the "things that are actually clever, original, or funny" war, they are winning the "stuff that fits on a bumper sticker" war.

What @thehappiestmanontheavclub:disqus said. For a lot of jerks
"getting a second chance" = "once again, I got away with something!"

"Race to the Bottom" winners await congratulatory t-shirts, mugs!