I understand the general point, but on the other hand … the thousands of people who were admitted don't really need to be around these 10 a-holes. Also, sometimes the lesson a-holes learn from getting a second chance is … I'll always get a second chance so why change? I gotta be ME!

"I'd notice the difference!"
"No you wouldn't. You'd be programmed not to."

But what if allowing this sets a legal precedent? The next thing you know, ALL showings of Wonder Woman are women-only!

"You're watching Fox!"

IT WAS EARTH! DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

All the chipped ham sandwiches yunz could eat!

We're as baffled by many of his remarks as you are. But my guess is that he's thinking of Pittsburgh 50 years ago when the local rivers were lined by literally miles of steel mills, all of which belched enormous amounts of soot, coal ash, etc. Some Americans like to think that forcing the mills to pollute less is what…

"ASSISTANT CRACK WHORE"

My grandmother said that when she was little, if you went to Pittsbrugh in the morning wearing a white dress, by then end of the day you were wearing a black dress. That's how bad the soot was.

That tough black mineral that won't cop out when heat's all about!

Where is she these days? Did they put her back in her New Jersey Barbie case?

"It's a GAAP!"
CPA Ackbar

No, no, no. "the ultimate folly of man." is a Godzilla song, not a Star Wars movie!

I always assumed "mature" means you would use a more comfortable, but far less fashionable and flattering, bag. Say, where's my fanny pack?

This news is balances out because by next New Year's Eve, people will be begging her to do that sketch again and again.

Exactly what @zachandcoke:disqus said. These are people who think if the world gets turned upside down they'll end up on top, without realizing that the same qualities that made them losers in this world will most assuredly make then sink to the bottom in the next one.

A well regulated Cannibal Anarchist Militia, being necessary to the security of a free
State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Everyone who isn't extremely religious, or clever enough to fake being extremely religious.

Did she end the interview by stuffing Kimmel into a suitcase?

One of my female relatives also served … and it eventually hit me that she was the highest ranked of all of them!
(nurse lieutenant)