*Whistles "Dixie" because … ???*

This is the day when people who never served, tell me to STFU because of the people who served.

Breitbart showed up in my Google "news" yesterday, so they got that going for them!

Steve Bannon ??? Here ???

They should put him and Anthony Wiener in the same cell … and make a Netflix show! "Orange is the new Black and Blue"

I've always said that those pocket copies of the Constitution are "handy for misinterpretation anywhere!"

Now say "nuclear wessels"

That's the wonderful thing about Russia. No matter what dreadful act we may commit, the Russians will do something far worse, and they aren't even particularly trying. They couldn't run a daycare without beatings and mysterious disappearances.

It was rather boring. Badly done re-creation, followed up by kindly USAF officers explaining the yokels misconception. "Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus"

"7 years of presidency, down the drain!"

That's SENATOR John Blutarsky!

The WWE of cable news shows!

A few years from now when people's memories of the event are a bit fuzzy, people will look at these collected photos and say "yeah, the girl from The Ring was there, but Trump was jealous of all the attention she got so he made them Photoshop her out".

I fear that his Lordship has been talking to that young Lovecraft boy again.

Today I went to Google and did an evil.

That kitten did what?

Presidential scholars have often wondered about the origins of his "they are real, and they are spectacular" speech.

“No longer are the needs of our military going to be held hostage to domestic spending,”
Paul Ryan (afterward thinking "did I say that out loud?")

HE WAS ONLY 3 DAYS FROM RETIREMENT! (hopefully)

I finally saw a picture of that gas station.