I’m not usually allowed to go to Michael’s without adult supervision (I have a yarn problem), but I might just sneak in and see what’s what.

I try to clean, but goddamn you have no idea how tiring it gets hauling around this penis all day.

Unless I missed it by reading too quickly (always possible with my brain in knots these days), what is missing from this story is the fact that The Light Princess was originally published in 1890 as one of a collection of stories by Scottish author George MacDonald, who also wrote The Princess and the Goblins, The…

I will star any and all Terry Pratchett-related comments.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

Just want to jump in and say: there are a metric shit ton of weirdos and losers and socially inadequate freaks who don’t know how to get along with anyone who went to public school but NO ONE, LITERALLY NO ONE says “oh my god, public school kids, they’re all misfits”. I’ve known a number of well-adjusted, gracious,…

Suspension is totally an appropriate punishment for your parent forgetting to push start on the washing machine. At least I assume that's the sort of thing that happened. This would be a consistent problem for my idiot self. Homeschooling wins again.