Not to mention THINNESS. The crazy beautiful MPDG girl is always thin. 

Have gone through menopause, can confirm being woken up repeatedly during the night with hot sweats makes you too tired & grumpy to even think about sex.

On top of my sympathy for her and her circle of loved ones, I’m sad we will be denied an even more curmudgeonly, scabrous 95-year-old Wurtzel pissing us off from the comfort of a rest home.

Truth.

“medical emergency” (read: one of the obese passengers had a heart attack)

The Dustbunny. Ten years ago, I heard someone at the gym say she was taking the cat to be euthanized because the toddler didn't like her. 

Aside from cheap toilet paper and pancake-thin pillows, my ultimate dealbreaker before I even agree to a date are men who describe themselves as boys/want to wax poetic about how they don’t feel XX years old.

When someone says that, all they’re doing is saving me time by admitting they’re emotionally stunted.

I got a new kitty! Picked him up from the shelter and he was very sick. Trying to nurse him back to health. He’s the SWEETEST fucking cat I’ve ever seen.

Approaching 50 and good God the eczema and general itchiness! Everything makes me itchy now. I’ve had good luck with Aveno’s eczema specific products and First Aid Beauty moisturizers and face wash, which are pretty reasonably priced and gentle.

I see my friend do a similar routine with Riley, Elephant, etc. and all I really see it do is make her more red-faced. I think without the advice of a dermatologist, it’s very, very easy to over exfoliate, doing more harm than good.

I’ve noticed this too, with celebrities in my city (Los Angeles). The skin, hair, nails– all stunning. Both women and men.

Man I don’t even use cleanser anymore. The less I touch my face with anything, the better.

Same, my face hates too having much product on it.

I could understand if it made her look 10 years younger but it doesn’t. Unpopular opinion: Most of that stuff is useless.

I love skincare, but I think it’s time for more of us to admit that most of this shit is a matter of something even more out of our control than finances or diet: genetics. Fucking genetics.

She‘s 42. She looks 42. You’re wasting your time Liv, we’re all going to get old and die! Relax, honey.

I’m a strictly mineral sunscreen gal myself. It’s funny that your neck gets itchy but your face is ok? Skincare is tricky enough for my sensitive face. I’d be so frustrated if my neck got in on the conspiracy.

Every man needs to read that response. To a teenage girl, 30 is old as fuck - it would make me deeply uncomfortable when this shit happened when I was the same age.

In 2016 it was “I’m not a misogynist, I’d vote for Warren!”

Conservatives are the worst on gender issues, no doubt about it.