I think that would be Confederate General Elevah Fough-Tate, my great-great grandpa, who was known for genially cuffing the heads of children and women when they displeased him. What a rascal.

Moving an economy-format FWD car up-market to compete with BMW. Obviously, Volkswagen studied the great success SAAB had with this strategy and are attempting to replicate.

Somebody get me some smelling salts. I tried reading this article, but the pictures kept inducing narcolepsy.

Hi - I rove the internet giving out stars to anyone who uses the term WHARBLEGARBLE. 

Name checks out.

Well, it might be less than the plaintiffs asked for, but I gotta believe he could get that kind of porn cheaper if he shopped around a bit.

No, it’s a problem for parents.

As long as people are coming up with elaborate and beautiful solutions to problems that do not have to exist (they could just close the Nurburgring because DANGER) then I can rest easy knowing the end of the world is still a ways off.

I’m used to not understanding the sociology of fora and special interest social media; and I’m used to being dismissed from discussion because of it. Often, I feel like I must be missing out on something or that I’m letting the world pass me by.

The divots look strange now, but they should look pretty cool when they’re blackened with dried bug protein.

So if I stole this (which I’m not admitting I did) and I know I can make at least $250k parting it out to non-vengeful people, am I tempted by the extra $50k to deal with Rosier, who has the resources and motivation to have me tailed from the meeting spot by a car full of baddies with baseball bats?

Decent all-season aren’t the end of the world, but they’re obviously a compromise. If you don’t have, what, six square feet of “extra” storage space and you can’t afford the “luxury” of getting rid of tires because they’re old instead of because they have become awful, then buy all-seasons. Who in the winter belt…

SO many people do not understand that no law requires you to have collision insurance, which is what this kind of rating applies to. If your car is worth less than a few years’ worth of collision insurance payments, then don’t buy collision insurance! Buy liability only.

Hey, I have an idea: How about you drink some water before you get in your car, or after you get out?

Yikes. Is the telescoping steering wheel around 6:27 a “feature”?

Government steps in and regulates. Creates an artificial economy that works for some for a while.

For anyone in the rust belt, this is a NP-west-coast-envy truck. Those who actually live out in bigfoot country will assess it properly as a CP. But they’re not up yet, so the tide is against them.

It could have split the magnificent profit bounty with Ford’s sales of the Fiesta ST. 

Appropriate. Brutality and authoritarianism are hallmarks of mob rule/socialism.