My minivan was nearly two feet shorter than the current ones. It was a Mercury Villager that seated 7 and got over 25 mpg on the highway. 

I used to be an anarcho-syndicalist but I'm older than that now.

A Democrat this Sunday said he’s fine with a Republican majority taking away committee assignments from any member who calls for the murder of another member.

And millennials all borrowed a $100,000 they can't pay back because simple math was beyond their comprehension. Helping people that ignorant is just throwing good money after bad.

This boomer worries about his grandchildren and their generation. So I really am concerned about the environment. Which is one reason why I don’t vote for Republicans or fringe parties.

She uses logic and reason, you guys must be Democrats.

If she promises not to come back it would be ok with me.

He was the least embarrassing President in my memory.

If it wobbles it's a soft boiled egg, if it’s firm it’s hard boiled. People don’t much eat boiled eggs when they are still warm anymore. You would cook by the time 2, 3, 5 minute eggs. And eat them in the shell sitting upright in an egg cup. Perhaps they were overtaken by poached eggs which are easier to serve.

Do you remember President Ford?

Imprisoning a few shock troops will do little to stop the pseudo -Christian, racist right wing from growing. They are not rational and expecting them do sane and sensible is a mistake. 

Live Free and Die the unofficial state motto of  New Hampshire.

I have a simple name, Tim. But when I was cold calling small businesses in North Jersey about 10% heard that as Jim. 

Ralph (rafe) and Saint John (sinjinn) Not to mention Juan (jew-ahn). Different isn't wrong.  

And by extension all French bread.

Not a bad choice though.

The simple answer is to number the schools.  

Dr you mean land mines or and mines. Because land mines are generally illegal even though they would take care of the neighbors dogs using your lawn as a bathroom.

How badly was she hurt? Why did Sanchez hit her? How did the other witnesses die? How long was Sanchez in jail?

I wonder how many fat white Republicans it would take to stop a Ford pickup.