Yup. As a former teacher, I don’t like how schools are handling discipline using law enforcement now to handle minor infractions.

“He wouldn’t explain what ‘broader context’ a clock could be used in! That’s suspicious! He was supposed to say ‘to blow stuff up with’!”

*Points back up at her facepalm icon*

Most definitely. Also the fairy dust and the unicorn (I can’t believe I’m writing this out). She’s trying to say he’s not a REAL MAN, you see.

Whoever wrote this is a genius, yes.

I know, and the flight attendant is an employee for a private company while Kim Davis is supposedly a civil servant. But it’s still a great test case to see if they really are for religious freedom or just when it comes to “Christians” denying civil rights to others.

We should all Tweet Mike Huckabee and Ted Cruz and ask them.

“The homeopaths were rescued after they were seen rolling around in a field near their hotel, gibbering incoherently.”

The Aristocrats!

Last Sunday’s Oglaf strip is so fucking apropos right now. Holy shit.

Yep. And that snake deep-throats its own tail a little more every year!

Yeah, in the 70s when I was a kid, I remember the more... let’s just say “intense”... churches in my hometown having lots of “put the Christ back in Christmas” campaigns against the heavily-commercialized aspects of Christmas. Now those aspects are fine, as long as the kids of the one Jewish family in town can’t color…

Nah, we just want to build a really high wall around Harper’s house after we vote him out of office.

We’re not even meat suits. We’re a full service bar/hotel/chauffer all in one! Nevermind our brains!1! Those were just laying around, so the imaginary man in the sky threw it in with the package.

Or enroll at Liberty University. Seriously, either you want a university education or you want your biases confirmed. In which case, there are many Christian Universities, some of which are even remotely accredited and will graduate you with a marketable degree. But if you want to go to Duke because it’s Duke, well,…

There’s no evidence that the cloaked person in the photograph is who left a bag of raw meat at a playground. I read the original article in the local newspaper. Someone found a bag of raw meat. Two weeks later, someone else saw and photographed the cloaked person in a yard in the same neighborhood. Someone thought, I…

Blood sacrifice. You used to have to perform all sorts of rituals and kill specific animals in specific places in specific ways in order to be absolved of your sins. So, according to the theology, God basically performed the ultimate blood sacrifice (his own son who was both fully God and fully human—look, I never…