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Good point. And other names like Brewster are completely feminine.

This is the only logical response

I used to have a super active gag reflex, and had a difficult time taking larger pills as a result. But after lots and lots of practice giving blow jobs with a super considerate partner, my gag reflex has gradually diminished and now I can take huge pills with no problem at all! I didn’t expect it, but it is a very…

I used to work at the Center for Medical Progress, and one time I heard my coworkers planning to frame Lee Harvey Oswald for the Kennedy Assassination.

The Confederados. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confedera…

Damn I miss 30 Rock.

Well, it looks like the other two officers are not being charged, despite lying about seeing him dragged.

Sad to say it, but I agree with you. I definitely think there is a not-insignificant amount of money coming from straight up racists happy to see another black man dead, but I think a lot more of it is coming from people who are in police force, or police families. I can actually agree with their sentiment, which is…

I can’t tell you how many times boogiefeminists from Planned Parenthood jumped out of my closet and demanded I abort my pregnancy so they could turn a profit. “Those donations you give us just aren’t enough,” they said. “We’ve come for your wanted pregnancy. GIVE US THE FEEEEEEETUSSSSSSSS. The money must flow.”

Copyright law was once 19 years with the option to renew for another 19 years at time of expiration. 38 years should be more than long enough for someone to own sole creative control of any work. How many things from 1977 are still so incredibly profitable that the owners will lose substantial income if they become…

Planned Parenthood IS women’s health, you decrepit, balding, pasty pieces of shit.

Cats should be kept indoors at all times. It increases the lifespan of cats, improves the health of cats, and keeps them from destroying native wildlife. Also, I really do not understand why cat owners and cat owners alone have the right to let their animals leave shit, dug up landscaping, and dead birds all over your…

That’s the thing about wraps. They really aren’t anything. Not a flatbread or a tortilla or even a pita. In actuality they don’t even exist.

Dave Lister would punch Ted Cruz in his extremely punchable face. Lister is so Labor it hurts, which is DEFINITELY not Republican. Rimmer could be a Republican, were he American. Ted Cruz has confused Kirk with Arnold Rimmer. What a smeg head.

His real unforgivable sin, as far as the Repubs are concerned was that he turned his idiot-bile-hose on other Republicans.

Damn you’re right I was thinking like a filthy democrat. Instead we can give the embryo the numbers to a few good lawyers so it can sue it’s parents for mental and emotional trauma.

“Could you pick up the kids on the way back? They’re in the family room.”

Pretty much my thoughts exactly. Viable at conception? Okay, then instead of aborting, why don’t you just try “delivering” my “baby”? I’m still not taking it home with me, but if you think it’s viable, PROVE IT.