You are a Hero my friend.

At the Jonah Hex panel at Comic-Con, I got to see this comment section happen in real time. First guy called her a whore (who says that!). Second guy asked if she was interested in a three-way.

Biden won the popular vote by just under 6.1 million votes.

Scrappy means short, not white.

That last girl wasn’t confused. It was the punchline to that setup for sure.

I was going to have chocolate cake, but my daughter ate it last night during some late night stress / binge eating.

God damn, my mouth is watering. That is an excellent choice.

DNC Chair.

You haven’t met my kids.

I am not here for the other grey’s oddly ugly commentary on this union.

Olberman always felt to me like someone where the phrase “I’m glad he’s on our side” applies.

That is actually a pretty solid example of the difference between truth and honesty.

Yeah, I can’t see it, and I’m really sorry his offscreen persona is so engrained.

I’d swap The Host and Mother, but this is a good ranking.

Honestly, until I saw the actors name in this post, I always thought it was Bill Maher.

“Bob Chapek (Disney’s CEO) would want to hunt down that fool and give them the heave. “

When I worked at Toys R Us, the saddest part of my day was when a grandma would come in and ask me where the “White” Barbies were whenever we sold out.

It’s like an AOL message thread became sentient, figured out time travel, and decided to deposit itself in a Kinja thread.

No Shit,

And when you walk in to the chapel, this should be playing.