They worked as intended?

That is crazy. I support having your child in a reliable car, but gifting them something of that magnitude teaches them nothing of responsibility, earning, or value. It ill prepares them for the eventuality of self-sustenance.

I know you’re right.  It’s just what happened.  

How can you weld rust?  Is this some new technique of which I’m not aware?

💀💀💀💀💀

Yeah, this thing is one more season cycle away from being a pile of dirt. For Tracy’s next project he will show us a bucket of dirt and claim that he will drive it to Moab in the spring. 

From someone who suffers from crippling and chronic back pain, that’s now how it works.  

“The Jeep’s overall condition is still not clear to me.”

Starred, if only for the Dishwalla reference. 

This would be a good high school kids car, but who’s going to pay 5 large for a high schooler’s first car?  It will be thrashed and worthless in a year.  

The original Saturn was the company that should have stuck around.  By the time of its demise it was nothing more than puked out badge-engineered bullshit. GM killed the spirit of Saturn long before the corpse was dead. 

Yours is the point that most seem to be overlooking.

“YOU EVER SEE A SOFA BURN? THAT’S WHAT IT WAS LIKE. THAT’S WHY I HAD TO LEAVE JERSEY. EVERYONE FROM HOBOKEN JUST WANTS TO SET A SOFA ON FIRE.””

My wife made me a pan fried cube steak dinner last night. I was not amused. I am also not amused at this vehicle.  It is the cube steak of steaks. And it’s been F&F’d. F this car. ND.

Texas has always, without wavering, not only stated that they exist, but that they are the biggest and best State in the Union.  

Really?  It’s kind of nice.  I keep a bag of ketchup and some other condiments in my console for when the drive through inevitable forgets them with my order. 

Thanks. She's an amazing woman and I'm lucky and proud to call her mine.

Any automatic windshield wipers on BMWs. On other cars they seem to work fine. On my taurus I had them set to auto and didn’t touch the switch for four years. Worked flawlessly. On the Bimmers though, you turn it on auto and it ignores you. I’ve had three, and they all fail to work. That means I can either have the…

Yeah, I had to strap in my six-pack last night on the way home.  I’m sure more than one person thought I was a clown for buckling in my beer.  

Yeah, my current car has this and it’s quite annoying.  It seems like a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist.  Now when doing an oil change I have to properly measure the oil I put in because it’s a bitch to check the level.  Sometimes I have to drive around for ten minutes for the car to read the level.  Just put…