I think the proper thing is to brake, but not swerve.  I’ve never heard of “Just drive through it”.

Living in a rural area, and it being late October, I would hardly call a deer in the road an edge case. I’ve probably seen as many of them driving this week as I have red lights.

Currently a 70/30 split leaning No Dice.

Easy NP. Those customizations can be removed. Getting a Z in reasonable shape for less than $10k is pretty good at this point. There are many that are cheaper, but will have miles, or paint issues, or will generally just cost a lot to make nice.

I fine male in a similar place. All of those stickers and interior crap can be removed easily.

Autotrader has them between $900 for a salvage that doesn’t run, up to $29k for one that runs with 28k miles. NP, since most of the horrid additions would be easy to remove.

two wheels down; shiny side up

Easiest question ever. 1971-1976 Caddy El Dorado convertible. FWD. Put snow tires on the drive wheels sitting under a 500 ci motor and you’ll drive circles around stuck-in-the-snow pickup trucks.   Two couches on wheels and you’ll discover the world is filled with friendly people. 

came to see this....and snicker. 

His wife will have to wear a shirt skirt and a looooooong jacket.

Mechanics only see broken cars. I have a friend with one, it’s been bulletproof for a couple of decades now. Not exciting in any way, and RWD so doesn’t fit the guys desires anyway.

I bet you can find a Buick Cascada with like 75k miles for around $14-15k. It’s FWD and should be relatively cheap to repair. It’ll have crap resale value, but at least it looks better than the Solara.  On the plus side -- no one will know what it is.  When is the last time *you* saw one of these?

CT4 too. 

Nissan Skyline R34, oh wait !!

“ricers”..... I don’t know if this is a case of an old man with a broken giveashitometer, but I recall a time when that was ‘ugh, SO offensive.’
Now, I am somehow okay with it. I don’t know if it has surpassed its initial meaning to the point that it has lost its effectiveness, or if I have early-onset conservative…

CT5-V Blackwing. There’s no more exciting combination than a supercharged V8, manual transmission, and long roof.

I just bought an electric motorcycle and I always electrocute myself before I plug it in to get all of that old, nasty electricity out of the cable first.

Every SUV at least.  Back from whence you came, you abominations!

Never seen this in 40+ years of driving.