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For me it would have to be Jamaica. They drive on the left, are mostly un-policed, and have many drunk-drivers. Traffic control devices seem to be polite suggestions. The mountain roads are barely big enough for two cars, are sometimes lined by rock walls, and people regularly walk along the sides (there are no

Yeah, the pictures, while many of them, are bad.  Bad lighting, bad resolution, bad angles.  This guy’s hiding a lot from us.  He’s been upfront about the stuff that he knows we will find within the first 30 seconds of looking at the car, but I bet he’s being deceptive about many other things. 

What is this seller smoking? Crack? It has to be crack. Non-working A/C, non-working instruments, bad paint, bad plastics, high mileage, broken wipers and seat, and incorrect wheels. The interior is ugly aF. This is a huge CP vote.  

I remember back in the day when I was peddling everywhere I thought it was cool that my GT Vertigo had branded tires.

Bumper tape porn seems like something Hitler would do. 

I had that exact one.  It was pretty badass. The handbrake was awesome for powerslides.  I wore out the front wheel in short order by doing burnouts.  

No. Even now when you buy a card game, or a board game that has cards, they are in a perforated sheet.  You have to take the sheet apart to get the individual cards.  Cost cutting on this stuff has hit ridiculous highs. 

I was born in ‘79, and by the time I was a toddler I begged and begged for one of these. Mom never got me one and I never forgot. She told me later in life that she thought it was a passing request and that I would forget. But I persisted for years until I was too big to fit one anyway. She always regretted not

Interesting. So it seems as if the car was sitting legitimately at $13k until some decoys started bidding it up, and never even got to $20k even with inflated bids.  And yeah, seller absolutely got flamed for it, as deserved. Nice investigative work there, Salty.

Of course.  That is a good segment.

Oh. Nevermind. I’m short on resources at the moment. 

I like your style. Can we party together? 

Agreed. This could easily present as 50k less miles.  It’s in fantastic shape for its age and mileage. 

Only if you personally offset the income based on clicks it gains. 

Thanks for your evaluation Joe Biden. 

My guess is that it’s a studio used exclusively to shoot professional ads for cars.  Maybe an exotic dealership with a bay converted to a studio, or an independent contractor who shoots cars for local dealerships. 

And a truck to pull it.

It’s cool, and I like it, but 40 large?  For real? Collectors will immediately strike it down for the insane mileage.  It’s not unique enough to stand out in the crowd.  I couldn’t even see this selling for half that much.  So much crack pipe. 

It’s hideous.