Not to downplay the horrible fucking racism, but when I saw her picture I was like "Well no shit he's with her now. She actually seems interesting".

Well I'm one of those horrible half-people who isn't having children, but it's for the best. Thanks to feminism, I'd probably just eat my young anyway.

I wish Bill Clinton was my grandpa.

I'm going to guess the same people who thought "Let's have an all-male panel discussing the importance of birth control".

All this uproar about a toddler when Kim in running around in what looks like Walmart's interpretation of lingerie. That outfit is just fucking sad. The baby helps enormously.

Right? Men don't call me back? Sir, after I got over all the lady-shame and learned to love myself and take what I needed without shame. It also meant I could enthusiastically explore and pleasure my partner without feeling dirty. Dare I say it, but women's lib is why I'm married.

And they're always in the day, and the music tends to suck. It's like all the worst parts of a junior high dance with the light fully up and not even half the awkward sexual tension. If the reception was personified in a car, it would be a beige minivan with no features.

Magic vagina is totally it. My uncle recently married his third. He was cheating on his long-term GF in kinky sex chatrooms and clubs (ew).

I wonder just how many rocks said "get fucked"...

Thomas Kinkade really did think of himself as something that great. He used to come into my friend's work and he was SUCH a smarmy asshole. "The painter of light" says Thomas Kinkade of himself, because no one else fucking said it.

What the hell did I just read?

I'm the horrible piece of shit that laughs when a Sparks character dies, because killing a lover is an even more predictable move for him than it is for Joss Whedon.

Okay, I hear the concern, but what I really want to know is -

Exactly. There's a big difference between scheduled sex ed and removing the shame from our bodies, but no seven year-old needs a surprise lesson on how to lick pussy.

Okay, I didn't know this was a thing.

I could see that. I wanted to marry Mr. Hag. We had talked about it, looked at rings together, planned out a bit of our life.

I feel like a lot of people care because it would mean one of them is starting to break free. A lot of people are freaked out by the psychological prison the Duggars have raised their children in, and want to see them start to break free.

I said that so long about my own parents, and they say it about themselves.

Notice how I immediately knew it was in MN? Oh yes, they are everywhere.

I was thinking the same thing. I was like, "Okay, what part of MN? Oh, Mankato, yeah that makes sense".