I need those gingerbread houses. No, shut up and listen.

Matching sides needs to die in a fucking fire. If you have two sisters and a best friend and he has five brothers and a best friend then you have three and he has six and who gives a flying fuck?

I don’t get that when I eat avocado on it’s own or in a savory setting, but in the ice cream I do. Maybe just because I’m not used to avocado being sweet. I used coconut milk and heavy cream.

I really have no way to decribe it. It tastes ... green. Plant-y. You just notice that in all that dairy and coconut there is something distinctly vegetle way back there. But it’s pretty damn good.

They look like an opening band for Microbe.

Well it’s really strong suit IS that color and texture. It makes it very velvety, and I think the green color (when matched with a “green” flavor like lime or matcha) is really pretty. I honestly tried it before the lime and rum additions, and yes, I could taste the green chlorophyll flavor. After the lime and rum it…

Corn is actually a delicious ice cream flavor. Basically just tastes like corn pops cereal.

Not only have I eaten it, I’ve made it and served it to people. Coconut lime flavored avocado ice cream, with just the teensiest bit of rum (because otherwise it would never solidify).

I dunno, that’s the environment I work in and I can still smell things. They might have been saying that pricesly because you DON’T smell like everything else they’re accustomed to.

You’re just standing there guarding the money, can’t you just leave the one thing you’re supposed to do and do the job of the other people?

Can we add that if there is a long line, even if it is annoying, do not huff and puff and loudly moan and sigh and act like a petulant child in need of a nap at the people in line OR the cashier? Because populations existing is not his or her fault.

Jesus the end of that rant is so “THIS”. Mr. Hag likes to cook. Cooking a full meal soothes him. Cooking a meal doesn’t soothe me, even though I like to bake and conjure up various treats. So of course I get peppered with all these jokes about how if it weren’t for him I would starve, even while people are digging…

I’m feeling an angler fish design, myself.

Until there is factual evidence of this elaborate scheme, I’m going to stick to rationality, thanks. Women are “full term” at 37 weeks and due at 40. It makes a lot more sense to attempt to land on US soil and just wait out a few weeks.

Because the day I lose all empathy and become as bitter as you is the day I don’t want to live anymore.

Sure. Buying black market drugs to induce labor and tempt all the risks associated with giving birth like infection or bleeding out and at least having to flash your gorey cooter to a plane full of strangers in a tiny coach seat four weeks before the typical due date is totally plausible. Fly into a country, land,…

I feel like this is a perfect opportunity for “Rabble rabble rabble”

I lived on the same street as one for about 11 months. I never did go in to mess with them, but I sure did flip them off every time I passed them and I wished for some things that are going to give me a really bad karmic balance.

Yes, basically, though what he’s really saying is “Way to drop the ball again, women. Things were better when you were property”.