Good gift buying tip for people who might be assholes; get something off their registry that you would want for yourself. They suck such complete anus that you don’t want to give them that gift? Hey, look at that cool shit you just bought yourself!

If you“wasted” $250 by inviting someone who didn’t show, that’s on you for selecting such a pricey meal. It’s the same level of rudeness if the meal was $5-500. And it is rude to completely no-show, but these things happen a lot, and as a host, you don’t respond by going “Oh yeah? I’ll out asshole you! Suck it!!”.

A bit passive-aggressive? It’s a relationship-ending move. The couple deserves nothing kinder than text message pic of the recipient wiping their ass with that bill.

I have to say I do know of worse because I know of weddings where guests broke into fist fights, used the mic to call the bride names, crazy parents who almost bankrupt the couple by secretly inviting more guests, and one lucky lady who found out their addict cousin had stolen from the purses and gifts left on the…

Because ho-hum, lover’s quarrel, amirite?

I was about to say, I was also not good at things like unbiased research at his age. Fox said that we should be MAD and my half-cocked teen brain / hormones were going ‘FUCK YES WE SHOULD BE MAD. EVERYONE NOT MAD WITH ME SUCKS!”

AGH! Okay, noping the fuck out of this conversation.

Have you tried telling him that his face is horrifying to you and yet you still let him put his fingers inside you and maybe he should just focus on being a doctor and not a vaginal beautician? Because you should.

Was totally coming to say the same thing. You can’t even find the clit and you think you’re going to locate the hymen? Lol, okay, good luck with that.

Ulta has Lorac, Mario Bedescu, and cheap blotter sheets, and as long as they have that I will go platinum with them every year.

OMG, I know exactly which mexican restaurant in DeKalb IL they are talking about and it is EXACTLY the kind of place where a white lady would consider onions spicy.

I’m rolling my eyes HARD at you, because either you’re a horrible helicopter parent or you don’t remember being a kid at all and that’s why you’re so obtuse as to when kids start experiencing and saying horrible things.

Well yes and no and it’s complicated. If you hang on that site, you will find that someone comes in every single day, if not every single hour, and asks the same thing that is bad manners and inconsiderate to guests and more than half of them will then respond with “You’re mean and fuck you!” even if the responses are…

Let me guess: you went on the E board on The Knot and didn’t like the answers?

How about that time when women who gave birth in this one hospital kept dying a fucking lot from infections until one genius figured out that washing your hands between vaginas was a good idea? How about then? Or was that coincidence?

These are people with magic hair. I have baby fine hair and oily skin, and I really tried to train my hair to accept less showers. I washed it every 3rd day for a year and it never got the memo. Day three every single time was a day I needed to pull it all back and cover it up because my head looked FOUL.

Pretty sure you would be, as leaving something that looks like a realistic passed out baby in an actual baby seat is not really a responder’s fault.

Since the dawn of the VMA’s? No one is actually watching this and taking it seriously, are they? Since high school I just assumed everyone was dressing ironically. Like the dress code is “Halloween, but not an actual costume”.

Hardly the worst here, but I had an old childhood friend and neighbor die very young in a freak accident. I went to his wake with my mother and many of my old friends and fellow neighbors, when we noticed that another old neighbor had come. We all hated his guts, and the deceased had had a particularly strong hate for…

Well I imagine one nice thing about amazon is that the person on the other end of the computer / way off wherever you’re shipping their stuff to can’t hear what you really think of them. Kind of like when my e-mail says “I’m sorry, I’m not taking on X right now” and my mouth is saying “You’ve got a head made out of…