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“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

Honestly, when is ‘more lasers!’ NOT the answer?

No matter how many billions of years it actually is, you can guarantee that the warranty will run out on it about 2-4 months before it actually breaks.

Sun going supernova? Better keep it in one of those fireproof safes.