I don't know if you know this, but a bodyguard costs about 20$ an hour or more. I can't imagine her making enough doing that work to afford a bodyguard.

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Exactly, and thank you. I also don't like using EDM, but I mean it really can't be described as either techno/trance - feels more like a blend of the two, if anything.

People don't like receiving if they are not giving

You bought your own presents and allowed friends and family to choose which one they want to take credit for? I especially love how you're making it sound like such a unique and bonding family experience.

lmao. you sound like the worst human being ever.

Oh, boo fucking hoo, someone gave me the wrong $400-$500 toy. Stuff like this makes me weep for humanity. When I get a pair of SOCKS, I'm grateful. What is wrong with people?! I don't care what it is, if you gifted me something in that price range I'd probably cry a little bit and thank you a billion times.

Santa did the guy who wanted a wii u a favor.

This is some of the most infuriating bullshit i've seen in a while. Your parents, family , significant other buys you an expensive console and you bitch because its not what you wanted? Then go fucking buy one on your own. It shouldnt matter whether they bought you an Xbox One or a Pop Station. They bought you…

Wait now. Hold on. No. You have a soap box where you are allowed to present yourself however you want. Despite that medium you came across as rude and passive aggressive to everyone who read your article.

"I'm pretty much obsessed with etiquette and politeness..."
"I passive-aggressively jarred his foot with my backpack"
Go on...

Just to be clear, I have no problem with Lindy or the point of the piece. I just wish she'd chop the completely unrelated first half of the article that is making people see red and subsequently dismiss the rest of it.

"Listen, Jezebel is a safe place..."

You're just wrong, actually. It's not even her kicking response, which was wildly childish and sad. It was the initial failure to treat another person—a stranger!—with minimal courtesy and respect, and then getting angry when that stranger acknowledged her basic failure to act like an adult person.

Sure, but it's even sillier to designate this story as an example of how fat people are fucked over in America. It trivializes the problem and certainly does more harm than good. If she wants people to take this issue seriously, she should replace this story with one that actually reflects the problem at hand instead…

"Recently, I had to get up early for a 7 a.m. flight to attend a family member's funeral. I only had about an hour's worth of sleep, because I was back and forth between phone calls making arrangements. Things at the airport were crazy as usual, and the flight wasn't looking like it would get out in time. Right at the…

Yes, sorry Lindy, but this post is a miss compared to what you usually write. He might have disliked you because of your weight, but that's pure speculation based on what you wrote. You were the one who delayed the plane (even 1-2 minutes can feel like a long time for everyone else), you're the one who has no idea…

Yeah, the first half of this post reads classic projection, which is a bit unfortunate because it does detract (at least for me) the larger issue of shrinking airline seats in an age of burgeoning waistlines in the latter half of this post.

He was tired and cranky, and he probably would have been in this situation regardless the size of the row-mate, and the author decided to over-react like fuck over the entire situation.

I missed the part about where he said something about your weight.