I expect he only uses the cartoon character voice when entertaining an audience of children.

Oh, also "Brasseye", "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace"... it'll get you in to BBC's iPlayer too, but that doesn't have a persistent library

There's a plug-in for Firefox and Chrome called Media Hint. If you install that, you can sign up any email address at http://www.channel4.com/programmes/4od

Memory cards, though. People hated that badly hidden cost, and still do. It's not even clear why the Vita had to have a proprietary format, other than to scalp the customer base. Bad move.

Most of us, yeah. But there are some people on the Assassin's Creed forum who think that Ubisoft either stumbled upon the truth, or even that they're deliberately spreading the truth via their stab-sims on behalf of the ancient fellers in the luminous hats.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CLOWNS? ;)

This was in the Midwest. A lot of people didn't understand me very well. I had to completely change the way I spoke, and the speed, or I'd have had to wear cardboard subtitles myself.

I tried to play it to people over there, but roughly half of them couldn't understand it without subtitles (and obviously subtitles and comedy don't tend to mix well). I'm still not certain that the other half wasn't lying just to spare my feelings.

You're somewhere between this and the voiceover of Bagpuss. Very entertaining, in case you wondered.

I think when it was announced, it was assumed the Vita would be a huge success and that the Bioshock game would certainly go ahead. Now, it would take a lot of convincing to persuade Take Two to sink that much money (and the staff hours of one of its best developers) into a Vita title. If any of us were in their…

I really like this Lempicka-style art. Shame it won't be a box or a poster.

We don't have freedom of speech laws, and neither does the USA. We do have very specific laws about hate speech, behaviour likely to cause a breach of the peace, etc.

Unless you're using several monitors, or a monitor that's way above the current 1080p/1200p standard, you'll have no reason to upgrade a GTX680 for a long time to come.

They would have sold more if they did.

They don't have to own it, they just have to persuade a court that there's reason to suspect the defendant would not have chosen that arrangement of words to name the offending app if not for the popularity of their original* app. Unilever (owners of Ben & Jerry's) just shut down a range of porn films based on their…

It probably does look like that on a decent Kepler or equivalent graphics card, or PS4/X1. Ubisoft are infamous for bullshit misrepresentations in their promotion though.

If it's fun, it'll be fun regardless of which machine you play it on. However, I hope all the people who were griping that they "didn't neeeeeeeed a new gen" understand how shortsighted they were by now. It's very likely that the game itself has been hobbled too, in order to match the limits of what the current gen…

That's very true - I think I might have been particularly lucky in my run. I think one of the earliest gear items I picked up extended all weapon clips by 75%, and I can't remember what else I got but there were definitely some really good ones early on for me. There was a big chunk of the game when I didn't equip…

Yes. Anything the machine can do can be done while waiting, thanks to the triple-layer OS.

That's a Yorkshire pudding.