It's worth pointing out that the reason she has a relationship with the company at all is because she loves games.

Aisha Tyler. She's a comedian. She also presented a whole stage conference for Ubisoft a year or two ago, and she's played various characters in GoW and Halo (and, as she said, Watch Dogs!).

The whole AC series. Really, it's more noteworthy if Ubisoft releases a game on the same day as its console counterparts than if it doesn't.

Hmm, interesting. Reminds me more of Portal mashed with Half Life 1 than anything Lovecraftian, but I'd still play it!

There's absolutely no need for Microsoft to do it.

I can understand that, but sometimes these aggressive actions are necessary in order to create the change that solves the consumer's problem.

There is a certain prehistoric edge to them that not everyone would appreciate, I guess. However, the more you watch them, the more you might get it - they're really graceful animals, with a lot of patience. They do everything at a totally different pace to the rest of the world.

:) I think that's a mongoose [edit] Oops, no, you're right!

HEY. Hey. Calm down.

Seriously. Capybaras are like rat cattle Buddhas though:

Sony got people happy about no DRM only on Sony's own disc games, in the knowledge that the disc game will die during this gen. Everyone's making cheap empty gestures.

Capybaras are lovely. Here's one visiting the relatives:

People exaggerate how much butter she uses and fail to put due attention on the use of various fucking packet mixes to concoct that shit. Coming from the UK (and please, USA, don't you dare criticise my country's food in a Paula Deen thread), I could not believe what I was seeing on an alleged cooking show.

They know it'll come later. The cloud features are still features.

Yeah, that could be good! Maybe too shadowy for the speed required by Street Fighter itself, though?

Indeed, same for cats. One of my friends left the country years ago, and his young cat went to live with his dad instead. Now his cat needed a new home or she would be going to the pet shelter, so I took her in.

That's nonsense. You must have a really short memory. There have been a couple of stories in the past few days that try and rebalance the arguments, but to say Kotaku has a policy of defending Microsoft is patently false. There was such a relentless barrage of "XBone LOL" stories after the MS/Sony announcements at E3…

People often say that the pursuit of greater power in game graphics is pointless - that one day photo-realism will be achieved, and then there'll be nowhere to go. It's really not true. I'd love to see a game engine that understood the way a speedpainter stylises a scene through brushwork, for example. Imagine a game…

Look in the URL to see the old headline - that doesn't change.

With Steam, I don't keep every game installed. In fact, right now because I'm working on a project of my own, I've only got one game installed. The rest of my library, I can pull down and reinstall whenever I need them.