I see now why the owners voted against banning tanking: If you outlaw tanking, only tankers will have outlaws.

It is very possible that nobody takes himself more seriously than J.J. Watt.

Fixed.

The Godfather Part II was mostly a prequel. That's all I've got (for now).

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

Just when you thought the Jets couldn't be any less hip.

They played a great job. Gronk worded a great speak.

You seem very sensitive.

I dig Destiny, massive flaws and all. But I will admit... the game needs more cake. Everything is better with cake.

Meanwhile latest news from a parallel universe:

"Our business is to win games"

And those were just the times that I had to personally cover something up for Tank Johnson during 2004-06.

Of course there's no reason for him to be Indian. There's no reason for him to be white, either. People just *are*.

there's actually no reason for that character to be Indian

Those were supposed to be construction workers? I always thought it was three frat bros (or possibly Vanilla Ice and two of his posse) pretending to be Run-DMC.

Wait...there used to be a countdown clock? Why would they get rid of that? That's much better. I can see why you'd get rid of penalty kicks for regular season games, but countdown clock should make a comeback.

Kansas City Wiz > Sporting KC

Guys, let's not let a few vocal idiots distract us from what we already know to be true: Joe Buck is the worst.

In defense of the guy in the "Darren Wilson" jersey, he comes from a long line of assholes who murdered young black men.