Michigan is certainly capable of paying that off to avoid further embarrassment. Oh, and to "do the right thing," but who in football cares about that any more?

So sick of this shit, especially with kids.

Simmons gave a minor critique of his employer, and maybe went slightly beyond the bounds of what can be reported with 100% certainty in line with "journalistic standards", and he gets suspended for 3 weeks.

Naw, dick.

"Yup...these are my overlords."

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

He was obviously upset the Cubs won. Because that meant the game was over and he now had to go back to St. Louis.

He looks like how I imagine Raysism looks.

Steve Bisciotti looks like a guy that Joe Pesci is trying to kill.

Wish he would have done it as a Bear. Happy for him. Brings up the debate on whether a hall of fame induction is justified for him as the best returner of all time. Hmm...

I'll never forget watching him do it in the Super Bowl

Dumbest flag I have ever seen for taunting, let the dude have his moment

I died right there, but resurrected because I wanna play the thing.

The NFL and its teams continue to be fantastic at getting things right on the third or fourth try.

I was put on the Exempt/Commissioner's Permission List as a kid and I turned out just fine. My parents did it out of love.

Go fuck yourself you fucking idiot

Isn't hypocrisy the main tenet of radical religious views?

Message to Adrian Peterson: FUCK YOU and your stupid fucking Bible verses. Shove them up your fucking ass.