What if he doesn’t want to play for Dallas?

So Jorah just teleported into an Oldtown prison?

As superteams go, a Rockets squad with Harden/Paul/Anthony could be a legit Challenger in the West.

LC Pizza: When you’re too drunk to figure out White Castles Menu

If you think he was telling the truth, you should shut the fuck up too.

This is poetry -

This is a hot slice

BWAHAHA.

I’m more upset at the lazy use of the roof than the logo. Would it kill these corporate schmucks to hire a real artist to paint something that both represents your discount pizza AND the city?

Talk about burying the lede.

This is good stuff, Ben- thanks.

First they came for the hot dogs. I said nothing, because I was not a hot dog. Next they came for the tacos, and I said hold the fuck on a minute, no way.

You are higher than giraffe pussy.

Delete your account. Also if you’re from Texas you should know better.

it’s always a bunch of suburb kids claiming 313 lol

This is a really bad take on a great article.

I don’t know. For nuclear, he probably needed to go with LeBron or Durant or Westbrook. This is like a mild sunburn take if you’re exposed to it for four hours without takeblock.

The defendant said his last wish is to be able to Google “Tony Romo execution on hold” and get a result that has nothing to do with the Seahawks playoff game.

Yet more evidence that David Ferrara is NOT an elite convict.

History certainly is terrifying to those who want to pretend it never happened.