I think he makes a fair point! Just because you do racist shit, say racist shit, believe in racist shit, and look like a racist shit, it doesn’t make you a racist. It makes you the dumbest fucking person on the planet who just also happens to be racist.

Tio Tomas ass mother fucker.

Sounds like the Cowvoys philosophy is right up their alley.

Him: I AM WILLING TO DIE FOR THIS CAUSE!
Also Him: I assumed this would be free of consequences.

He mentioned he went to jail. Which makes sense, it is a crime to be that ugly.

“These damn Mexicans is even takin our racism jerbs!”

The Kane from Citizen Kane, obviously.

I’ve been in Phoenix, on a Sunday during the football season and wondered “why doesn’t Phoenix have a team!?”

I’ve always wondered that. Does Seattle hate them?

They were born both male and white. What did they accomplish? Hot dog stand dude. What a bunch of god damn losers.

Happens to the best of us! Stubbed my toe this morning, immediately started reciting the 14 words. Just flares up I tell ya!

You misunderstood. He meant he was a DIFFERENT angry racist. He doesn’t even own a shirt like that.

You’ll have a great time here! Make sure to hit up Dearborn to get some amazing Lebanese food.

When I was 8 I accidentally maced myself (didn’t know what it was). It stung, but I can tell you lil OKMang took it like a man far more than this fuck.

Him: Insults a Jewish man by making a reference to the Holocaust.
Also Him: I’m not a Neo-Nazi.

This. I live in Detroit, and the city itself compared to the surrounding cities is night and day (save Dearborn). The ‘67 riots must have sparked something fierce in folks here.

Still, my favorite thing is that the majority of Detroit vs. Everybody shirts are from people in Oakland county.

You’re being extreme.

You say potato, I say poetato. You say humans should cooperate to make a more equitable world, I say my race is superior and you’re subhuman filth. Let’s just call the whole thing off!

The Bills blundering is never further away than yesterday.

Tune in next week when Bill compares Patriots victories to characters of The Wire.

Your credit score should also be cut in half.

I would be more fine than this. If the greatest adversity you’ve face is a tax on your vegan meal, please immediately contact almost anyone here so we can change places with you!