Good point.

Trump plays Torb on attack.

Wait, if marriage as an institution is the “bedrock of society”, why would they pass this law?

Guys, I think these lawmakers may have ulterior motives.

That was a lot of words to say: “some people see things this way, others see it that way.”

Amongst your worries in life is that people on the Internet are quick to pass judgement?

Soooooooo the purposeful destruction of a symbol is akin to refusing to participate in the ritualized celebration of said symbol?

They’re racists. Not being culturally enlightened is sort of their thing.

As someone who spent the overwhelming majority of their life in Arizona:

Y’all checking your fantasy team, I’m checking that billsmafia feed.

Look, this is just a couple students that are concerned about their classmates potassium intake. I just don’t see how race has anything to do with this. Kids are too sensitive!!!!

Maybe Bruce is having money troubles? Graphic designers aren’t that expensive.

Sports teams celebrating a notable person being assassinated in their city?

If I remember correctly, Obama released the long form version of his birth certificate the night before the correspondents dinner in which he mocked Trump. So basically, his PR team is saying:

But he’s protesting a systemic issue, not a specific incident. While Marshall’s intentions are nice, the onus for change isn’t on citizens, it’s on the institutions that are intended to serve the citizenry

I lost you when you commited the crime of murdering paragraph breaks.

Ned seems pretty chill about the whole thing.

You’re thinking about this like its a real policy with goals and structure. This is just ol’Don spitballing.

Yeah, but think of all the great reporting they did during the build up to the Iraq war!

This premise is ripe for jokes, and everyone basically swung and missed.

I know releasing tax information has been the norm for a while, but medical information? Is this specific to this campaign or is this a norm I failed to realize?