Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

Yeah, I think people making fun of this are seriously underestimating the thought that goes into these kinds of shoots and cover designs. It is not an accident that Trump’s cover image resembles Hitler’s in several significant ways. It’s not an accident that unlike every other Time Person of the Year cover in the…

why is this not the real cover

Very skeptical that as many as 25% of bus company employees are “in it” for the simple joy of transporting children to school.

She led with a very sensational headline for which there are no facts to prove that it happened. This had the opportunity to be a totally factual story and instead in turned into something from the National fucking Enquirer. But yeah, get mad at me for saying it. Cool.

Good idea. Anyone know where you can get one of those sleeping apples?

Rip Van Winkle had the right idea.  

I prefer to hibernate over the next 4 years, check in to see who won in 2020 and maybe nap until 2024.

Thanks. You owe me a Xanax.

2016 has managed to even take away my excitement for 2017 due to the fact that I can’t imagine things getting better under the Bloated Rotting Pumpkin Administration.

GROSS.

What the fuck. It’s like they cant control themselves.

How is that even a defense? I am pretty sure they have rape in South Africa. I am pretty sure they have it everywhere. His error was not misunderstanding a fine intricacy of the law. His error was in fundamentally misunderstanding what rape actually is. And that is not dependent on your nation of origin. It's a pretty…

Here’s a crazy idea: a judge with experience in bankruptcy and contract cases should hear bankruptcy and contract cases. A judge on a criminal case who doesn't know much about the crime in question should do some legal research on that crime

They why is that guy -who looks like you, but wild eyed- is gesturing outside the window?

I will never understand how guys have such a skewed perception of what women weigh, never. Are our insides supposed to be made of marshmallows or something?

A comedian once said only two kinds of people wear sunglasses indoors:

To be fair, he posted pretty much the same kind of requirements for male DJs: