While “suck my dick and choke on it” has a certain je ne sais quoi to it, I prefer the ending of “I yield my time, FUCK YOU!”  I think it adds just the right amount of civility to the dicussion.

Nothing says ‘holiday spirit’ quite like a vanity cameo by a psychopath rapist criminal who has illegally abducted tens of thousands of children and thrown them into squalid concentration camps.

After watching that dour, joyless  hostage video of Melania and Donald Trump, here’s a reminder (from just three years ago) of how joyful and inclusive a First Couple’s Christmas message can and should be!

Why is everything white?

To him, marriage is a transaction and nothing more. He lacks the empathy and humility to understand that his point of view on marriage is not the norm, because people outside of Donald Trump aren’t really real to him.

Does he really think that crying because your husband might imminently die is unusual? Really? This is almost more baffling than the whole sweeping the forests thing. Almost.

This is a major sponsor of tomorrow’s public tank fucking.

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

Morgan, at the moment.. sure.

Her?

This is my first reaction. Apparently if you’re rich you’re expected to not know things and that is ok...

White collar crime laws are specifically written to protect the people committing white collar crimes

He’s very good.

There are people sitting in jail right now because they gave someone a ride and person stole something or murdered someone. The driver had no idea because they never got out of the car. There are people, mostly women, in jail for having large in their homes. Their partner asked them if they could store a package and…

I don’t think he even has a law blog.

He’s no Bob Loblaw

It’s one college facilitator?  What could it cost? 500,000 dollars?

And Becky’s made a huge mistake.

The guy over Becky’s left shoulder looks a lot like Barry Zuckerkorn, Attorney at Law.