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UConn and South Carolina are still undefeated.....oh, wait, you’re talking about boys basketball

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Did they keep saying “Damien! NO!”?

One time on a flight, the baby belonging to the couple seated beside me decided that I was an enemy that needed to be outed and destroyed. This baby, which I had never seen before, gave me a death glare and began reaching over to slap me with its fat little sausage arm. The parents were surprised and mortified. They

Oh, honey. That’s not so bad. I punched someone during my one and only blackout. They were not amused.

“It isn’t sexism to question Leroux’s megawatt eyelashes anymore than it is to question LeBron’s ever-changing hairline and thickness”

I think you missed the point here.

There is a $550,000 difference between losing in the finals and quarter finals.

What the fuck does this guy need to do to actually be fired? Does he have to pull a Ron Burgundy on air? “Go Fuck yourself San Diego.” Out of all the gasbags on ESPN, he’s the fucking worst.

Cyber Monday incoming. Bookmark this page and get ready. We'll be adding deals as we get them and hyperlinking

Actually, I thought differently. As I was reading the RS article, it seemed pretty clear to me that the reporter was implying heavily that Eramo is in fact the person who COULD be handling these problems and clearly isn't, but because she was given no access to Eramo to ask questions (every mention of Eramo is

That's why I ALWAYS turn myself in after I've committed murder. Everyone knows that confession' is the ABSOLUTE worst (sooo embarrassing) ! After that, they pat me on the back for being "super" courageous and let me go about my business.

'I've done something wrong and I recognize that and I'm willing to take my licks and deal with it,'

"I've got everything, even those nudes she sent to Ken without you knowing, Barbie!"

Work bought me the Adobe CS6 physical package so I called to cancel my Creative Cloud trial membership. I imagine it's easier to get permission to have someone turn off life support.

I was ready to ax cable, made the call, just had to bring the box to the local time warner office - then I got a job working from home.