Only on a flamingo float, holding a cocktail with a tiny umbrella while a third person instagrams the whole thing.

SB 562 is working its way through the California legislature. Some text...

Girl is a born flasher.

Look at this response. She fucking killed it.

Or you could soak store bought gummies in tincture for the laziest gummies ever *shrug*

Let me tell you, I was SO happy to see the comeback of the one-piece. I don’t like showing my midsection so I didn’t buy a new swimsuit in a decade, from 2005-2015 (throughout my twenties!) because all I could ever find were tiny bikinis, matronly tankinis with or without modesty skirts, or utilitarian one pieces that…

Mexico has done anything to you.

Okay, I’m gonna say this one time:

Thank you for making this point. I didn’t believe my anorexia was actually anorexia because I was already fairly thin when it started and was under no illusions that looking increasingly skeletal was an improvement. I didn’t want to look more attractive. I wanted to disappear. And because I thought what I was doing to…

>Shit is a miracle.

I LOVE Stila’s Stay All Day Eyeliner. It has a very fine felt tip which allows for a lot of precision but it’s not hard to layer up if you want something more dramatic too. It also has an incredibly rich color. I think that the pen itself is the perfect width for easy manipulation, but that may vary by hand size. It…

I LOVE Stila’s Stay All Day Eyeliner. It has a very fine felt tip which allows for a lot of precision but it’s not…

ok guys. i’m a crier. i’m a sweater. i am just generally a gooey person. my eyes are CONSTANTLY watering. this stuff does. not. move. lined my water line? wake up - still intact. the tip is super precise, and it goes on with one swipe (no need to re-trace to make it actually black).

ok guys. i’m a crier. i’m a sweater. i am just generally a gooey person. my eyes are CONSTANTLY watering. this stuff…

Stila all-day waterproof liner pen. I have tried it all, and this one is the best. I tried to use the YSL and Laura Mercier gel pots, both transferred. The kat von d skips. The mac penultimate is atrocious. I love stila all-day pen and then I sometimes use the Mac liquidlast liquid liner to go over the flick if…

Stila all-day waterproof liner pen. I have tried it all, and this one is the best. I tried to use the YSL and…

Many of the moms in my neighborhood and daycare seem to only wear yoga/athleisure type clothing. For me, it projects - as you say - they are fit and healthy and exercising. As if they are attempting to justify not working with an impression of perpetual exercise. They look like they spent a lot of money to look like…

Everything you said is so true. A lot of this also feels like people wanting to hog the attention from those genuinely suffering or minimize the experiences of others.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.