Awful. Those face fillers already aren’t jiving too well with the extra weight:

Brb, getting my toddler castrated.

Mueller is working with NY’s AG, presumably to circumvent this.

There’s a reason he’s the only character who’s managed to keep a long term relationship going for the past 80 years.

I thought for sure those had to be handmade knockoffs. Apparently, they’re the the official European versions, while the US ones looked like this:

wonder bread and funfetti icing were the meth of my childhood.

I thought it looked way too small, so I googled for reference:

*logistical

Pleasantly surprised that this is the first Dear Jane without ridiculous advice.

Edit: posted this on the wrong article like an idiot

Edit: posted on the wrong article like an idiot

Library bathrooms are the easiest place to score drugs.

DACA doesn’t cover just anyone who immigrated to the US young.

Predictions are almost always overstated.

I’d stick a jade egg up my snatch before I take medical advice from dr. Oz

But think of all the shimmer nude and. Town eyeshadow palettes!

No, because she’s profiteering off the same aspects of society that victimize sex workers.

if you pro sex work you shouldn’t be pro kk. She made millions doing the same shit, with none of the risk, abs just glosses over it.

You seem a little overly invested in a stranger’s marriage you have very little details about.

Obviously this is Ted Cruz’s secret love child, weaponized by the GOP to take down Hillary.