So is the big liberal plan just to bark and sneer until the biggots die?

I’m convinced that’s why they’re always balance on one cheek on IG unless they’re on something super cushy. I bet when those two bags of saline press together it pinches like a mofo.

I shaved my head back in 2013 on a manic bender. Smd celebs, you’re like 4 years behind. 💁

YUP. My husband has relativley WONDERFUL insurance and we have to drive 2.5 hrs to see a doc for his MD. (A lot of people come from even farther away)

That’s my politically themed gang bang fantasy right there.

I went to so many proms, and they all went the exact same.

I saw that headline and immediately went on the hunt for any dick suggestive pics. (Wtf is wrong with me?)

I believe it, but the tongue wants what the tongue wants.

To be fair, any marriage where mommy busts her ass all day to feed the fam while daddy just sits on his ass and gets to be king of the castle would probably be dysfunctional.

I’ve always been deeply skeptical of apocalypse paranoia, but now I’m actually considering converting my old in-case-of-cops go bag to an in-case-of-WW3 bag.

I only have eyes for their plain yogurt.

I watched one show from the original series- this girl ruined her own part because because they couldn’t pick up her Mercedes until the morning after.

I was going to say that Chobani isn’t that bad, and then I realized I was confusing it with Oikos.

Hey man, if you’re not clawing off your flesh or fetal position in a corner, you’re winning the anxiety game.

the blame is always obvious except when it’s you.

What a dipshit.

the special flavor of hell that is sunset blvd is pretty effective deterrent, unfortunately.

Seems legit. 👌

Their bath bombs (well, any bath bombs) can give you yeast infections by tweaking the pH of your vagine.

Their bath bombs (well, any bath bombs) can give you yeast infections by tweaking the pH of your vagine.

But the CAPITAL LETTERS make me FEEL like what she’s SAYING is really GEUINE, and I CONNECT with THAT.