fun fact: courtesy the red white and blue is the absolute worst, and yet somehow the greatest, song ever written.

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It’s gonna be Khaleesi Diana.

“Best response to royal baby - donate to child poverty charity says Republic”

In related news, 350,000 other women gave birth to a baby today.

Thanks for the signal boost. Hope we’re reunited soon. :/

Using gravy to hide the stench... Yes, I like this. Will no longer be buying Lady Speedstick.

and it’s not mainly lack of money.

Yeah, what’s the thinking there? “Fuck this poor person, running around eating all our super cool lead paint on purpose so that he can sue us for our hard-earned hazardous-chemicals-in-people’s-homes money!”?

Every time I read or listen to something about ‘Upward Mobility’ it inevitably and inescapably makes the presumption that moving up as a POC or a woman or any other minority in a rigged system designed for cisgender white men has a positive connotation; that it is something to be proud of oneself for and aspire to.

More irony: All the FB folks who were slamming the riots and quoting MLK are now calling for a nationwide police strike to protest the decision lol.

You’re right. Robbing a shoe store is much worse than murdering an unarmed citizen for resisting arrest.

I’m glad you recognize that severing someone’s spine is, in fact, deplorable. Why don’t you let us know exactly how many people have to be brutally murdered before you start focusing on the murders, instead of the “inappropriate” responses of the community to those murders?

That ACE “check cashing” business is also a payday lender, a predatory business and also easily looked at as an oppressor.

I think there are a lot of people who feel robbed by check cashing centers. They target people who are poor. They are predatory. I wouldn’t mind if every single one of them were burned down.

Yeah I mean what about the damage to local tea suppliers???

Yes! She’s only two years younger than Ben was when he became mayor of whatever town that was in Parks & Rec, I think we should elect her as president.

The people who love it all identify with district 12... they don’t realize that they are actually residents of the Capitol.

Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels for pseudo-intellectuals (or for a better visual, Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels with hipster glasses on): they’re formulaic, predictable, enforce shitty sexist stereotypes, are a little squicky, take themselves far too seriously,…

I think Midnight in Paris is his only genuinely good movie. And even then the ending — spoilers, etc. — in which the 40-something lead decides it's just easier to shack up with a girl in her early 20s than deal with "older" (read:30-something) women and all of their thoughts and personalities drives me crazy to this…