Darwin award winners.  Stop blaming Trump for people acting stupid.

Ghosn Baby Ghosn

It’s a fine solution, but really...those little tomato paste cans are 2 for $1 at my local store.

Joule thief!

I had this same perspective years ago. Lighting the charcoal, waiting for it to ash over, scouring the grill, all of that just to grill something for ten minutes and then seal it all up? Fuck that, I can cook those burgers on a cast iron skillet indoors faster.

I accompanied a date to a military reception and when I asked “Oh dear, it’s a cash bar?” he said “Uh, of COURSE it is! Who can afford an open bar for service people?”

For appreciating my mother’s generosity, acknowledging my unfair advantage, and wishing everyone else enjoyed the same good fortune? Yeah, I’m a total garbage person.

I send my dog in first to eat up the stale chips and french fries

It’s the tv equivalent of the leftists who insist that there was absolutely no merit whatsoever to the Russia investigation (despite tons of things emerging from it) and that everyone must apologize for an argument that few people truly made. 

Every one of these posts seems to have people on it like “why should we bother rebuilding, just donate all that money.” Good grief, art is WORTH SOMETHING. Notre Dame is a centuries-old wonder of art and architecture. How the fuck is that NOT worth repairing? You’re allowed to help the poor *while* supporting artistic…

Cool story brah

I like to borrow a line from The Wire when thinking about situations like this, “This is Baltimore, Gentlemen. The Gods will not save you.”

Here’s another from tonight’s deep dive. I don’t know good dancing from bad, but this is nothing but happy.

If you taunt the refs, they will find a way to screw you over.  The only people who the Warriors have to blame here are themselves.

“Well, why do we even use palm oil?”

At the risk of being inundated with anti-GMO rhetoric (I dare you to Google “GMO palm oil”. The first page is 99% anti-GMO marketing), the utility of palm oil makes it a good candidate for genetic modification— either by making the plant itself more productive or tolerant of different agricultural conditions, or…

Can we focus on the important bit from this please: someone had a pet mouse put down?

Guilty.

You can tell me to recycle or you can tell me how to recycle. Not both.

Call anyway. They can pay off a bill (or get charity care). They can’t undie from alcohol poisoning.