Gonna admit, at first this was kinda dumb but it pulled me in at the “can of soup”

∑Paramount

Man, they only use one math symbol now when they should be using all the math symbols. Paramount+? More like Paramount x! Or Paramount ∫! Paramount*! Paramount|! #Paramount! Paramount⊕! 

Apparently, shelters are jam-packed with black cats right now. People don’t want them because they don’t show up very well in photos and therefore can't be exploited for Instagram clout.

White with blue eyes. The “world’s most beautiful cat.”

It feels weird to say cat appreciation could be racist, but it’s a very ordinary cat.

And they were just. so. GOOD. Best characters of the film; not treated as delicate, not spirit guides or there for comedic relief. Nope! Just two absolute bad asses who happen to be really in love. While I am by no means an immortal kick ass warrior, Joe and Nicolo are the representation I’m looking for. I’m sick of…

Or female leads.

Can this please serve as empirical proof that superhero movie fans will not, in fact, run screaming in terror if a movie has gay characters?

Scrap the whole thing. Sell the precinct and open a new hotel called The Brooklyn Ninety-Nine. Boom. 4 more seasons. Those guys were barely cops anyway.  

I prefer the excellently named Hale Appleman.

Waiting for this show is becoming way too Oneiros.

It really shows how celebrities are jUst;ike uss whe it comess slti to he intenetts.

As I said yesterday, solo dining at a Brazilian Steakhouse is a power move. 

But unfortunately that nuanced and more importantly truthful depiction of Germans in The War doesn’t sit well with a public and critics who since kids have watched entertainment that featured one-dimensional drawings of all Germans as evil robots out to kill everyone, which is why any game, TV show, or film with said…

And yet another hot take of why JoJo is meh because “it’s not that good a Holocaust film” when it’s not trying to be a Holocaust film.

Well, Taika did recently say that if nobody criticized any of his films, then he knew that he must have something wrong.... that’s probably the only praise I can give this piece.

The greatest failure by Disney was that they committed to the sequel trilogy with no overarching plot written by one writer/writers from the outset and hired directors with completely different tastes, styles, and willingness to kneel before Zod Disney leaving what can only be described as a mess as they panicked and…

The other thing that makes The Good Place Committee like your typical NY Times and NPR subscriber is they’re all safely insulated from the demons around us.

...gonk.............gonk....gonk............................gonk