Once a Viner, now just describes as a comedian. Some Viners are really making it. 

I had always heard that most music labels, movie studios, etc stored their master recordings in a bunch of secure sites in some former salt mines in Kansas or something. 

Cute dog. I’d pet him. What a good boy. 

Ackerman McQueen, which created and runs NRAtv, is by far the worst company in Oklahoma City and it’s not like OKC doesn’t have plenty of horrible corporations to choose from.

For comparison, the Boys Scouts (Scouts BSA now, I guess) “10 Essentials” are: a Pocketknife, First aid kit, Extra clothing, Rain gear, Water bottle, Flashlight or headlamp, Trail food, Matches/Fire starter, Sun protection, and Map and compass.

For comparison, the Boys Scouts (Scouts BSA now, I guess) “10 Essentials” are: a Pocketknife, First aid kit, Extra…

After cleaning mine, rather than drying it by hand, I just stick it back on the range for a minute and evaporate the moisture. I hope that’s not bad.

Every insurance I’ve ever had paid for night guards precisely because it’s a helluva lot cheaper to pay for that than it is to fix all your broken, eroded teeth.  

Im a grinder too! And now at age 40 literally every tooth in my mouth has either multiple fillings or has been crowned. I damaged my teeth so bad before getting a night guard that I have crowns on all 6 top front teeth, 2 bottom front teeth and more than half my molars. Pretty sure I’ve personally bought my dentist a…

Why should someone have to quit their career just because some completely different person in their family decides to go into politics? He said he’d recuse himself. 

Don’t forget the leaked chats two weeks of the OU College Republicans making racist statements in their GroupMe.

This sounds like good advice almost all the time. That said, Southwest is definitely the exception. Showing up last to general, unassigned seating is a recipe for getting separated from your kids. Hey, unless that’s what you want. :)

Oh of course there’d be a reference to yoghurt. 

Little weird to call Academy Sports + Outdoors a “gun shop.” I mean they do sell guns but it’s a big box retail chain pretty much the same as a Dick’s Sporting Goods or a Cabelas or the like. 

bröther may i have some lööps

There are also now “public charter schools” i.e. the charter school owner is the public school district. The first one was in downtown Oklahoma City created by the district in order to have unconventional attendance boundaries so that downtown workers from the suburbs could have their kids in school downtown. 

Reading Ashley Feinberg just makes me think again God I miss old Gawker media so much

Why not just close and give the scheduled employees Paid Time Off which might be less expensive than opening to no customers?

I have this waffle maker. It’s really great, but just be warned that the waffles it makes are ginormous. Like basically four waffles at a time.

I have this waffle maker. It’s really great, but just be warned that the waffles it makes are ginormous. Like…

I also like easy math. That’s why I just look at the total, shift the decimal one digit left to get 10%, and then double it for 20%. No calculator required. 

“his primary win over Oklahoma City Mayor Mick Cornett”