Because he's Italian. Northern racists don't quite understand that the KKK isn't fond of Catholics, especially Eyetalians, or of Jews.

VA in the 60s was pretty fuckin bad too

You should be able to respond to any type of customer bullshittery with that.

"Basic" is a black slang word that has been co-opted by the youngest generation of white people. It implies a certain poverty of spirit, intelligence, ambition, and good looks.

Shitty, rude geisha outfit: OMG KATY SO COOL

Why in god's name are there chocolate CHIPS in the stracciatella ?!?!?!

I think drinking watery American-style coffee with lots of milk and sugar gives people way worse caffeine addictions. I've been drinking a morning coffee for years now on work days (and before that, school days) and if I can't get it, I'm slightly perturbed, but it's ok, and I've never had the shakesAnd I do smoke,…

I love you so much for that IQ test jab. I've had those people try to weasel out my IQ when they find out I was actually tested by a professional at a young age. I laugh and ask how well the understand standard deviation.

It's not a good time. It really is the most disgusting and horrifying movie I've ever seen. I remember the ass rape and polenta con needles scenes particularly well. It's kind of like /b/ where it's so gross you get the images stuck in your head, but also so absurd as to be almost camp. Pasolini is a bangin' ass…

Yup, Grandaddy has demetia. Like, why would I know who motherfuckers are? Even if someone is famous, they're a douchenozzle for thinking that means shit to someone serving them. Imagine Kim K said that to you. I would set her on fire

Oh, yeah, a slice by default is a plain slice. But the transplants specify cheese and it just sounds so redundant. Most of the damn pizzas have cheese on them...if I need to specify, I'm gonna say plain or regular

Darling, I had nightmares about the texture of fake rocks until I was 11 or 12. It's just crossed wires — we're mutants! I am horrified by the idea of hand squeezing mayo.

People on the UES especially. Yorkville is terrible.

I think it's more men (not all men, but I don't think I've ever met a woman who did it often) of average intelligence thinking that playing Devil's advocate is a marker of superior intelligence. I ignore them on the Internet and condescend to them in public. I whip out the little girl voice, bat the eyelashes,…

The only time it's ok for that sentence to be uttered is when done in a soft tone to someone who might actually not know because of dementia or a traumatic injury or something.

If you want milk and sugar, you just ask for coffee. If you want it black and you're not at some trendy dickhole place, you say, "CanIgetuh coffee, black, nomilknosugar"

yes.

You beat me to it.

You've never seen Salò

I had the worst pizza I've ever had in my life in London. Like, I didn't even know what was wrong, it was just so, so wrong. And any major first world city that can't manage an edible pizza must be sitting on a Hellmouth.