I think poop is funny and no one can take that away from me, so the Satan-bear reviews had me in tears

Those masterful images because complete

Nah, I call myself a feminist 'cause it's too damn late in American history for me to let a bunch of lily white, retiring ass, toxic girl hate on the low, paternalistic ass bitches (ooo am I gonna get the banhammer for that? 'Cause in my world, I don't get luxury of policing people's speech) tell me to nut up and…

birth control made me very, very cranky the day before. I never understood PMS until then...it's bullshit.

Goddamn it was THE WORST.

Yup. Also, it's smell trapping.

Pretty much all my porn consumption is during that week

Me too. Like it is just BAD right before, and sometimes during. And also sometimes I get super impulsive.

Celebrity opinions on a complex conflict:

Hopefully that whole shebang will be dead by then...

That's the cutest thing I've read today. Also oddly existential —

Sometimes I wish I was a nymphet so I could arrange to fuck him up.

Uncle Terry has no interest in sticking his dick in the face of full grown, powerful women

Why did I have to scroll down THIS FAR for this.

Haha, I'm a got-dang millennial, but I wanted to be a pathologist at like 8 so I devoured that book. I was obsessed with viral theory for a while

Weed is good for all the times that are not professional.

YUP

Place pizza on his lordship.

I hope you're talking about weed.