It literally calls him “shitty” for being a white person who raps.

$10,000 buys a lot of sneakers with the velcro.

We get it, Jez doesn’t like Macklemore. Not black enough. Yawn.

I LOVED ghostwriter as a child and feel legitimately upset that those kids never figured out why his tortured soul was stuck on our planet for all eternity.

David Bowie?

I bet I would initially hate the wine. It would be gross and arrogant tasting, but it would keep bugging me and badgering me and then I would one day open my eyes and see that this wine is great and makes me feel like a queen and has a trust fund that it didn’t want me to know about.

I was so angry at you for making me tear up, then I was like “Damn my eyes were dry and this feels good.”

C’mon. I can have a raging ladyboner over P&P and still not want to give myself pneumonia wearing a wet tissue-paper-thin dress.

No, I think you’re just, you know, in touch with reality. There is no other time period that would be better to live in, for women at least. It’s like that Louis CK joke - white men can go to ANY time period and be like “Woo fun!” but it will suck tremendously for literally everyone else.

I had no idea that her character was supposed to be older than Bradley Cooper’s. I did, however, think during the movie “Man, isn’t she a little young to have had some of these life experiences?”

Yes, but what you don’t relate to is how much that sucks for guys. He’s supposed to just waste $6 on a drink and not get a BJ? Or see a 30 year old woman on screen? Do you know what that does to a penis?

Oh, ageism, you old goat *shoves anyone over 30 down the stairs*

Yup. That’s kinda like saying you can’t be upset about racism because you’ve benefited from white privilege?

Shockingly enough: Princess Diaries. At the time it was down to her and Helen Mirren for the part.

I never noticed this in the past really until it started being pointed out more. Now I see a show like Wayward Pines and I’m like hold up...why is Shannyn Sossamon playing the mother of a teenager and wife to a 50 year old?

Agreed. Just because she took what little advantage she could of a screwed up system doesn’t mean she can’t still rail against it now.

Ummm yeah you can definitely still be upset about it because it’s fucked up.

She could make that claim no matter what happened. Me, I’m happy that she got jail time rather than a fine that would have been paid for her by other bigots.

Maybe we NEED a war on Christmas. Sales start BEFORE thanksgiving. Decorations go on sale BEFORE Halloween. IT’S EATING THE OTHER HOLIDAYS!!! D:

But there’s a war on Christmas every year because capitalism and not keeping Christ in Christmas.