Yeah, you'd think a woman talking about her super-easy-and-painless late term abortion would be a red flag to anyone with common sense.

Don't forget the gays! They're doing their part to destroy civilization too!

I know, right? You can teach him to hate himself and then have your own personal supply of male tears to drink right there in your own home! What man-hating-toothed-vagina-haver could pass THAT up!

If I were Beyonce I'd be getting a little creeped out by this weird thing Kanye West seems to have for her...I'd also stand naked in front of full length mirrors, like, ALL the time.

Hey, a well trained parrot can do the same thing. *shrug*

How intelligent the Thing actually is is widely debated. It may not have been smart enough to think of that.

The lip liner on the dolls goes outside of their lip line, that's what I was referring to. Working so hard to be offended all the time must get exhausting.

If your 13 niece wears lip liner that goes outside her actual lip line you should definitely have a talk with her...for her own good.

I was going to keep watching it any way since my nightly routine is to watch the Daily Show and the Colbert Report before bed and I didn't know what else I was going to fill that gap with, so it's a relief that it's actually entertaining.

Why do all the Bratz dolls have lip liner that goes outside of their actual lip line? I rarely wear lip stick and even I know that that's a HUGE don't.

It sounds to me like the story may have started out with a real life woman who had a lot if misscarrages and then the number and frequency of them was exaggerated more and more the more the story was told.

I sympathize, my pet rat (for which I originally paid $11) has recently cost me $180 in tests which have determined that she has a small tumor and now I'm considering surgery. The vet estimated that she's about four which she assures me is fairly old for a rat and says that even with the surgery she might still die…

I like how she feels the need to reiterate that the animals liberals eat are (dun, dun, dun) dead!*gasp*

In MRA forums this will read as "Monster Woman Sics White Knight Boyfriend on Innocent Man."

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!*falls to knees while firing machine gun into sky*

I'm sorry you guys...but...I want a Fitbit SUPER bad....SUUUUUPER BAAAAD.

Is it possible this sort of thing is a hormonal misfire of some kind? I mean, you'd think that the correct hormones would have to be released to make the physical changes happen and the article says that sometimes the physical symptoms occur but aren't accompanied by delusions and that the delusions can be triggered…

What about "cave of wonders"?

In my own head I refer to mine as "the nether realm" (because it's overly dramatic and therefore hilarious) but I'm also still a virgin so I have no idea how another person would react if I asked them to "descend to the nether realm" instead of just asking them to go down on me.

Alternate headline: "What You've Always Assumed About the Victoria Secret Fashion Show Turns Out To Be True."