I think you're not allowed to...there's like a law against it or something.

It's cute that she thinks anyone actually listens to the words that cone out of her mouth.

I myself only eat ice cream hand churned by Nepalese mountain dwellers from the purest of organic yak milk. I would sooner DIE than feed MY CHILDREN normal ice cream.

True, and they do make sauce-less pizza.

I find a piece of chocolate on the bed side table to be equally effective and with less risk of mess. I tend to flail a lot when I sleep so having anything with any type of sauce within arms reach isn't a good idea.

There's a game I like to play with romantic movies where I imagine what genre the movie would be if the genders of the main characters were reversed. Most of them would ether be comedies about some poor dude dealing with a clingy chick or horror movies about some poor dude dealing with a crazy, obsessive psycho chick.

So, it's official, there is not dignified way to advertise laxatives.

I know, right? Sounds like it's somebody's time of the month.

I found that in main stream culture men treat the emotional availability of women the same way they treat the sexual availability of women. When there's no sign that they'll ever be deprived those things are not a big deal and women are the only ones who think they are because women all soft and needy (not like super…

Were we reading different articles? I've also never seen this fanatical scorning of traditional femininity that people are always saying is rampant on this site.

I'd just like to find a pair of pants that stay the same size throughout the day. Every pair of jeans I've ever owned is slightly too tight when I first put them on and a size too big by evening.

This is like saying being poisoned to death is not as bad as being shot to death. Why does it matter? The end result is the same.

...putting them side by side just makes it more obvious that there not at all similar. What is wrong with everyone's eyes? Is it because they gave Wonder Woman a more earth toned color palette? Because other than that I don't see how this is anymore similar to Xena's out fit than Wonder Woman's usual costume is.

Yes, now women of all sexual orientations can have their love lives ruined by Cosmo. It is truly a brave new world.

Isn't she supposed to be indestructible like Superman? I always assumed she didn't actually need her armor and just wore it for show.

That's exactly what I thought, it wouldn't be an issue that she has a certain type of body if that weren't the only type of body presented in the fashion industry but she doesn't have to answer for that. It's the fault of the institution, not of any one particular individual.

Girls that young are still crushing on Leonardo DiCaprio?

Something about the combination of the thong and the shoes gives it a very 90s vibe.

Not seeing it in theaters, but when the rifftrax for it comes out, I'm totally there.

Yeah, when they did that slow pan up to his face and you see his eyes for the first time all I could think was "RUN GIRL!!!!!! GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!" It was oddly similar to the feeling I get during that scene in American Psycho when Christain Bale is luring that hooker into his car. It doesn't even give me…